“I love you because
your mouth knows how to yell
rebellion”
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
is there a place we can invest for this or

~*~*~ AIR GIVEAWAY ~*~*~
so today i was walking around my house and i realized that its filled with so much more air than i could ever breathe in a week. naturally i have no use for the excess so as a thank you for -24 followers i am giving away all this fantastic air*!! it is actual, real air up for grabs here ladies n gents
rules:
- reblog as much as you like
- follow me
- keep your askbox open
- become a satanist
if you win, please send me your address and a comprehensive list of your most deadly allergies and we should probably be able to work something out for shipping
*it is not new air. i have breathed some of it. just a little though














